dramatic (adj.) - sensational in appearance or thrilling in effect, arresting or forcefulToday I realized that I am a dramatic person. What I mean is that I live a dramatic life. In fact, it's the only way I could imagine living. I dress dramatically, I think dramatically, I have dramatic emotions. My happiness is euphoric and discontent is a crisis involving spiraling pits of doom. I even drive dramatically-- which incidentally may lead to my dramatic demise, and the demise of all oncoming Mercedes-Benzes.
Seriously, lanes are for tools.
It's not my fault if you can't adapt to having an art-
eest on the road. Maybe you should take the bus or something.
