moo got cookies [6:12 P.M.]: alright. i'll have to trust you on this one "Geoff" [6:13 P.M.]: as you should! moo got cookies [6:13 P.M.]: i put my complete confidence in you, geoffery "Geoff" [6:14 P.M.]: many do. I actually have a club of people who put their entire confidence, along with their material possessions and souls, in me. Some call it a cult, but I digress. Shall you be joining? moo got cookies [6:15 P.M.]: that depends. moo got cookies [6:15 P.M.]: do i get a card? "Geoff" [6:15 P.M.]: You get a welcome card, periodical birthday cards, and business cards to distribute to your friends. moo got cookies [6:16 P.M.]: well, i don't know if i'd be willing to give you my soul. but you have my complete confidence. "Geoff" [6:17 P.M.]: give me your soul, damnit! "Geoff" [6:17 P.M.]: sorry, ahem... "Geoff" [6:17 P.M.]: I'd appreciate your eternal soul. moo got cookies [6:17 P.M.]: no. you never know when you might need it. "Geoff" [6:18 P.M.]: I keep them in shoeboxes. You can have it back when you need it. We give you little SoulLibrary cards to check them out periodically. moo got cookies [6:19 P.M.]: i'd like something a little more classy than a shoebox, thanks. "Geoff" [6:19 P.M.]: How about a plastic tube? Think toothpaste. moo got cookies [6:20 P.M.]: ehhh...possibly. what other benefits do i obtain by joining? "Geoff" [6:20 P.M.]: Free cookies. "Geoff" [6:20 P.M.]: Airmailed to your doorstep every 6-8 weeks. moo got cookies [6:20 P.M.]: i'm in.
